THE SATELLITE television broadcaster BSkyB is suing an employee who it alleges has

THE SATELLITE television broadcaster BSkyB is suing an employee who it alleges has been selling unauthorised signal decoder cards, writes Robert Cole. When the Gap is completed, the quantity and quality of water flow to Syria will be affected. This is simply a way of increasing the price.’The university was quick to point out yesterday that the lecturers’ article, Crime and Punishment in an Erewhonian Society, did not represent the faculty’s views (and that it was not an April Fool joke), and the two men insisted it was merely an economic model.Samuel Butler’s 19th century satirical novel, Erewhon, featured a society with upturned values, where innocent people were regarded as guilty, and vice versa. ‘A lot of people stopped buying them, even though we stock many at pounds 2.99,’ protests Mr Ames. But Saturn is slowly moving in to fill the gap, and will rise at about 10pm BST by the end of the month. ‘We thought a major earthquake was under way.’Police and local television stations were deluged with phone calls from people asking how to escape.

Not since Jean-Paul Sartre wrote an essay on the American hit parade, analysing it as a form of alienation, has there been such a comprehensive academic exploration of pop lyrics.Nearly 100 people packed The Voice Box, the culture dissection room at London’s South Bank Centre, as Britain’s leading rock academic kicked off a two-month season of lectures, concerts and discussions endeavouring to discover such things as why there are so few women rappers, what happened to political songwriting and, with luck, who put the ram in the rama-lama- ding-dong. His officials say airline schedules have been checked for many days ahead. A fetcher and a carrier he will still be but his role may well be a more subservient one as the creative support player rather than the gang leader. Their footsteps echo down endless flights of concrete steps and the sound of massive doors opening and closing behind them goes on for about four and a half minutes.12 APRILThe Hawth, Crawley. Like its airline rival, Balloon Miles will be aimed at companies seeking something different to attract sales teams and others keen to encourage customer loyalty – in other words, spend more than 50 quid in our supermarket and pick up 20 balloon miles.
It works like this: you need 150 points for a champagne flight in a hot air balloon, 1250 for a parachute jump and 850 points for a few loop-the-loops in a microlight, the airborne equivalent of a Sinclair C5.Punters who prefer to keep both feet on terra firma will be encouraged to purchase points as gifts for unwitting loved ones. But we weren’t'Three Royal Navy Sea King helicopters had flown 48 patients from Tuzla and Visoko in Bosnia to Split on Saturday and Sunday, while another 22 patients and 22 relatives had been driven to the Adriatic port in armoured vehicles from Mostar.From Split, which is still in the theatre of operations, they were flown in RAF Hercules aircraft to Ancona in northern Italy. A BRITISH television cameraman was killed in Moscow during clashes between troops loyal to President Boris Yeltsin and Communist-led rebels, Reuters reports.

Morgan Stanley earned dollars 224m (pounds 149m), or dollars 2.65 a share, in the quarter ended 31 July, driven by trading revenues of dollars 518m. When I’m 40 and going along to watch matches I won’t go to Italy I’ll come here. The constitution was twisted to allow a small military force, called the Self-Defence Forces, to be established for internal security.But now that the Cold War has ended and the US is reducing its troops in Asia, Japan is suddenly waking up to the fact that it is right in the middle of a very dangerous region. A free incontinence information line has also been launched by Colgate (0800 526557)..