The police were already involved and would arrive the next day to take him in for questioning

The police were already involved, and would arrive the next day to take him in for questioning. Ha! Ha!” he ranted to the journalists, before realising the error of his ways “Oh God, I am going to lose my job Maybe I could say it was just an accident.”Too late, Mike Much too late. But tell that to his tailor.Sin Like FlynnThe BBC producer Mike Flynn had a bad 1998 And a bottle of cheap wine. Which might go some way to explaining why he went on a rampage and destroyed a £35,000 Mercedes and a £15,000 Lotus belonging to his ex-wife’s new boyfriend.Flynn covered the cars in five litres of white pebbledash paint and a tin of creosote, and then phoned a national tabloid to brag about it.”They’re in for a hell of a shock when they come down in the morning. Neil felt he had had quite enough publicity, and ended the affair.

Outraged, Bordes returned and let herself into Neil’s flat in Onslow Gardens, scrawled obscenities over his mirrors, poured his single malt down the drain and cut up six of his expensive suits and shirts.2/5: Neil got off lightly. Not only was she the lover of the then Sunday Times editor, Andrew Neil, she was also the escort of the then minister for Sport, Colin Moynihan.When her relationship with Neil hit the news stands in 1989, she fled the tabloids by flying to Bali, Hong Kong and South Africa. Inspired.The Lady was in TrampPamella Bordes made a name for herself in the late 1980s as a high-class call girl. “In fact I am quite shocked by what I have done.”5/5: Wine next to the milk. And still feeling the need to expiate her fury, Lady Sarah then ripped up favourite pictures and items of clothing belonging to Sir Peter, before finally piling up the debris of her husband’s possessions into “a big sculpture”.”I’m normally quite in control of my emotions,” said the aristocratic vandal after the event.

Sir Peter could not really complain – it was parked in his mistress’s drive at the time.However, Lady Sarah’s revenge was most creatively directed at Sir Peter’s wine cellar.Imagine the delight of the couple’s Chelsea neighbours when they awoke to find, alongside their morning milk, bottles of Sir Peter’s vintage claret. She ruined his ride by pouring five litres of white paint all over it. With a pair of kitchen scissors, she cut one sleeve off each of the 32 jackets Next on the chopping block was her husband’s gleaming BMW. Not smart.Seeing RedLady Sarah Moon is a modern-day icon for imaginative avengers.

When Lady Sarah discovered her husband’s philandering ways in 1992, the red mist descended, and she set about making him pay.First to feel her bile was Sir Peter Moon’s collection of bespoke Savile Row suits. But he about-turned, returning to Britain to try to save his marriage Mrs Bridgwood wasn’t keen. What’s more, she told him about her new boyfriend.1/5: Sinking your own yacht. This summer, Mr Bridgwood, an unemployed builder, started to sail his yacht to the Caribbean, where he was hoping to work. There was an argument between us, but if you want to know why he did it, you’ll have to ask him.” What seems to have been in Mr Bridgwood’s mind was revenge.The couple are embroiled in divorce proceedings. It lies on the riverbed in Dartmouth and will cost £10,000 to salvage and £30,000 to repair.

“It was a beautiful boat”, Mrs Bridgwood told the Daily Mail, “and he sunk it. In a fit of pique earlier this week, he climbed on board The Rebel, took an axe to the seacock, and scuttled the vessel. Flotsam

Mark and Tracey Bridgwood’s marriage has been on the rocks for some time. And now, so is The Rebel – the yacht that was, until recently, their pride and joy.
Mrs Bridgwood advertised the yacht for £40,000, although it had been valued at £100,000, in the hope of making a quick sale.Seeing the advert was the rag to Mr Bridgwood’s bull.